What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 04:28

Sure no problem officer.
HELLO
After a few moments he returns.
What made you feel disgusted today?
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Which is a better option, a love marriage or an arranged marriage in India?
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Why hasn't Japan legalized same-sex marriage?
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
How do I explain to my husband that my 19-year-old son has accidentally gotten me pregnant?
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I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
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Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Yes sir it is.